We’ve already informed you about all the super weird and cringy gits you could get your mom for Mother’s Day, so now it’s time to jump back into the rabbit hole for Father’s Day.
Whether your dad is in their 70s or their 30s, they’d like to know their brats think about them more than when they just need something fixed or want to hear a terrible joke. Unlike moms, dads are these totally wrecked creatures that either hide it or show it too often, yet we still require their affirmation.
Father’s Day is right around the corner and, although not nearly as exciting as Mother’s Day, we still have to give props to the guy who contributed half of our DNA. In case you were wondering how to celebrate the dude who helped give you the complex you have today, there are plenty of standard options to choose from. Beer, a cook-out, and maybe a power tool are the more common Father’s Day gifts. But what about some of the lesser-known Father’s Day gifts out there? Dads are way cornier than moms and always up for embarrassing you in front of our friends, so why not get them an embarrassing AF gift, right?
We discovered a bunch of weird Father’s Day gifts out there that will make dad wish you were put up for adoption.
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10. Canope
It's not like your dad has any shame in the first place, so why not get him a canope?
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9. Coffee Cup Bong
Have dad fool his co-workers into thinking he's drinking his morning coffee by getting him a coffee cup bong.
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8. Pacifier Jump Suit
In what has to be the weirdest (and most humiliating) Father's Day gift, behold the Pacifier jump suit. This is one surefire way to get axed out of your father's will.
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7. Ear Cleaner With Camera
Has anyone ever thought to themselves, "I want to clean out my ears and see what a bunch of ear wax looks like?" Well, then, get dad an Ear View.
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6. Kitchen Sink Cufflinks
Maybe dad's a plumber or just a sink enthusiast? Regardless, these kitchen sink cufflinks are definitely a weird gift to get dad.
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5. Giant Baseball Hat
Maybe your dad would like to think of himself as an overgrown giant and fan of sports. If so, you can buy dad a giant baseball hat.
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4. Robotic Weeder
Apparently, dads really love mowing lawns but not so much weeding. Well, this robotic weeder is basically a Roomba that kills weeds.
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3. Scratchy Back
When most people get an itch on their backs, they just grab a spatula if they can't find a Dollar Tree back scratcher. Well, why not just get and hang up a placard on a wall to rub up on like your cat with a Scratchy Back?
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2. Transformers Rubber Ducks
Most GenX dads watched the cartoon Transformers religiously. And while most of you probably had a Transformers toy, did you ever think about the need for a rubber ducky one? Well, Transformers Rubber Ducks has you covered.
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1. Fishing Pole Weenie Roaster
We all know that dads love to grill up their favorite meats, preferably from a butcher shop. We also know that they pretend to like fishing as well. Now they combine their love for both in this super weird and totally unnecessary gift called a Fishing Pole Weenie Roaster.
