After Successful Correspondents Dinner Jokes, President Biden Expected to Boost Approval Ratings Next by Twerking at Russia Briefing

Former President Trump broke nearly every norm and rule in the book when it came to the modern presidency, including not showing up at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner. But now that we have a president whose skin isn’t as thin as his hair, we got to see a return to this annual yuk fest. President Biden, who is suffering low approval ratings on account of inflation and other major issues, managed to deliver a knock-out performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Biden, feeling confident after his solid performance at the Correspondents Dinner, is looking for new and creative ways to boost his sagging approval ratings ahead of the 2022 midterm elections. While many analysts feel this could be done by forgiving a sizable amount of student loan debt and galvanizing young democratic voters, some think he should twerk at the next Russian briefing.

“Sure, we would love for the president to commit to helping out struggling Americans in a meaningful way, but a twerking 79-year-old man is the next best thing,” said one political analyst. Adding, “We prefer the president do so to Megan thee Stallion as she seems to be the best artist for booty jiggling.”

While America isn’t directly involved with the war in Ukraine, we’ve earmarked billions of dollars and provided military equipment to aid in the Ukrainian fight against Putin’s aggression. Now that President Biden is begging Congress to send him $33 billion in additional aid to send to Ukraine, he’s going to need a unique sales pitch to do it.

“We’re a very fractured and partisan country right now and there doesn’t seem to be much that President Biden can do to bring all of America together,” said another political analyst. “But you just can’t help but rally behind a president who’s willing to twerk for votes.”

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