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No matter who you are, where you live, how much money you make, and how happy you are, you’re always going to be worried about your penis. Especially when meeting a new potential mate, many men have a lot of stress and anxiety surrounding their unit. Will they be happy with it? Does it bend too much? Is it weird-looking? Is it too small?
While all of these questions have plagued men for centuries, the last one is the most worrisome. This is especially true when you see the list of countries with the largest members and you don’t see your country anywhere on the list.
An online pharmacy called From Mars used data from Google to analyze 85 countries to determine which countries are the most well-endowed. Apparently, the winner is Ecuador with an average cock size of 6.93 inches, followed closely behind by Cameroon at 6.56 inches, Bolivia at 6.50 inches, and Sudan at 6.48 inches. The rest of the top 10 includes Haiti, Senegal, Gambia, Cuba, The Netherlands, and Zambia.
Sadly for us, the US didn’t crack the top 10. But at least we didn’t land in the dreaded bottom 10. The smallest penis size belongs to Cambodia with a measly 3.95 inches. They’re just ahead of Taiwan with 4.24 inches and the Philippines with 4.27. There are probably a lot of men buying over-priced sports cars in those countries.
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