Cover Image: bjones27 (Getty Images)
With the bar to run for Congress now low enough for Peter Dinklage to trip over, it’s getting harder and harder to distinguish between Republican members of Congress and your neighborhood screaming homeless man on the street corner. (We’re looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene.) Now that our country is a full-blown, category-5 Idiocracy, it seems as though the screaming homeless man might be exempt from running for Congress.
Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (or “Klan Mom”) seems to be in perpetual competition with Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) over who is truly the most unqualified psycho in Congress. While eschewing the traditional work of enacting legislation in favor of spouting debunked far-right conspiracies, Greene is most mocked for claiming Jewish-controlled space lasers were behind wildfires in California. And well, that’s where the screaming homeless man draws the line.
“Look, I spend most of my days yelling at people going to work about how a giant city cockroach is preparing to invade the city and make us all its slaves, but even I can’t wrap my head around jewish space lazors,” said screaming homeless man.
In short, the screaming homeless man is simply not crazy enough to be a member of Congress.
Entertainment News 4 15 22
-
Kim Kardashian Reveals Surprising Activity That Gets Her Horny, Really? Because Everything Gets Us Horny
Read more here.
Photo: Getty Images
-
Tori Spelling Celebrates Jennie Garth’s 50th Birthday With Sexy Spandex Throwback Photo
Read more here.
Photo: Instagram
-
Ranked! Best Celebrity Couples That Got Hitched in Las Vegas (Including Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker)
Read more here.
Photo: Instagram
-
Jonah Hill Arrested on Bourbon Street With Bag of Jerry Garcia’s Ashes (Or Was He?)
Read more here.
Photo: New Orleans Police Department
-
Jared Leto’s ‘Morbius’ Method Acting Antics Proves He Might Be a Bigger Douche Than Ever Expected
Read more here.
Photo: Sony
-
Morbius’ Director Addresses Negative Reviews With Hilarious Response
Read more here.
Photo: Sony
-
Fans Mock Justin Bieber’s Leather Pants at Grammys, Wait ‘Til You Hear His Music
Read more here.
Photo: Getty Images
-
Mandatory Trailers: ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Totally Exists and Features Return of Sexy Beach Volleyball, A Lost Love Indeed
Read more here.
Photo: Paramount
-
Dear Will Smith: 10 Jada Pinkett Smith Jokes That Are Way Funnier Than What Chris Rock Went With, Is This Better?
Read more here.
Photo: Getty Images
-
Game of Thrones Prequel ‘House of the Dragon’ to Disappoint Everyone Immediately For 7 Seasons
Read more here.
Photo: HBO
