How to get men’s attention has been a source of frustration for women since the beginning of time. Sure, certain things are foolproof, like cleavage or mini-skirts or free beer. But in modern times, the women of TikTok have discovered an even more effective way to bring all the boys to the yard – with the Monday Night Football theme song.
Somewhere along the line, sports fans got classically conditioned to respond to that old gridiron anthem. And now, they’re being humiliated on camera (and on social media) for everyone’s entertainment.
The scenario is simple: play the theme song and wait for the men to flock. They’re like moths to a flame, mice to cheese, us to Oreos. Or something like that. Watch and see for yourself:
@jasnaortagus He got me #mondaynightfootball#bitchitsfriday#hedidntfallforit#football#husbandprank ♬ Monday Night Football Theme (ESPN Monday Night Football Theme) – Dr. Cover Band
@elisarudel He wasn’t amused #Fyp #footballprank ♬ Monday Night Football Theme (ESPN Monday Night Football Theme) – Dr. Cover Band
I’m WEAK!!!! Y’all be so thirsty!!! pic.twitter.com/ux4lIZdgA1
— Auntie Mia (@music2miiears) March 22, 2022
It’s funny ‘cause we’d fall for it, too. And then we’d tantrum like a toddler when we realized we had been duped into thinking the big game was about to begin. Sigh.
Guys, we have to get back at these ladies. What theme song could we play that would have them running from room to room in search of the remote? Sex and the City? Keeping Up With the Kardashians? The Bachelor? Work on that riddle and get back to us. Revenge awaits.
Cover Photo: TikTok
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