Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/TheRealBruin/status/1497021611202990083?s=20&t=WZBzCCg8bDB_Ny53pSvoJQ
https://twitter.com/OfficialKat/status/1496976421771563008?s=20&t=WZBzCCg8bDB_Ny53pSvoJQ
he loves me?? pic.twitter.com/BKOZwJdHtr
— Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) February 23, 2022
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1495837625067966470?s=20&t=WZBzCCg8bDB_Ny53pSvoJQ
Shout out to the top 5 parks in the world, national, state, dog, skate, and Rosa.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) February 22, 2022
inside you there are two wolves. one snores like “honk shoo honk shoo honk shoo.” the other one snores like “hooooonk mi mi mi”
— anica (@anicacihla) February 23, 2022
Yeah guys I’m good. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/54SwIlyCYb
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 24, 2022
I’m convinced the most destructive force in the world is insecure dudes.
— Zach Anner (@Zachanner) February 25, 2022
SHOOT DAY #8: It never fails – we’re trying to shoot a movie here, and this cosplayer weirdo tries to crash our set. Ugh! I mean, I love my fans, but… boundaries, people! Don’t worry, we had security throw him out. #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory @TheRokuChannel pic.twitter.com/XdHZBlrsPM
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 22, 2022
2/22/22 is probably the coolest birthday I will have and i feel like I should be doing some pagan dance in the woods to honor the auspicious date but instead I’m just tweeting.
— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) February 23, 2022
My husband trying to tell me what to post on here pic.twitter.com/aUmcHUb2pX
— ????????????? (@Lemonschweetz) February 20, 2022
I keep seeing a white woman on here do a slam poem about how Putin just needed to be breastfed so I think it’s time to take a break
— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) February 24, 2022
this makes Gal Gadot's 'Imagine' look like John Lennon's 'Imagine' https://t.co/U5ASjhS1Ai
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 24, 2022
Crypto is just the stock market for people who think superhero movies should win more Oscars.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 22, 2022
My son just made me tater tots. At this moment there is no greater declaration of love.
— Lauren Holly (@LaurenHolly) February 22, 2022
