Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Maybe if Fox News had raked the ground around the Christmas tree, it wouldn’t have caught fire.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) December 9, 2021
Story of my life https://t.co/A2ICpATqU3
— Viick (@Viickyiscool2) December 7, 2021
Michael Jordan, the high school years. I'm guessing Johnny Jazz Hands there didn't get a D1 scholarship. pic.twitter.com/MVn9KCcRDQ
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) December 7, 2021
A recent study concluded that the average couple has sex 54 times a year…Looks like my wife and I are going to be real busy all 53 days of December
— Brad Williams (@funnybrad) December 6, 2021
I thought I was cool when I made this.
Now I realize I still am cool, but I'm also really really dumb. #Minecraft pic.twitter.com/IJy3v5a99k
— CapslockKeyon (@CapsLockKeyon) December 5, 2021
https://twitter.com/cherokee_autumn/status/1466773840147669006?s=20
felt wholesome. pls enjoy this happy content. pic.twitter.com/Ioa1A35kSx
— lionsgate (@Lionsgate) December 3, 2021
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1468761465347723264?s=20
Shout out to the top 5 zones in the world, loading, friend, Auto, Twilight and cal.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) December 7, 2021
https://twitter.com/SteenaSalido/status/1468674566788575234?s=20
https://twitter.com/hanny_tie/status/1466920226184843265?s=20
RETURN OF THE JEDI is a Christmas movie pic.twitter.com/M8B5b9gSxw
— Charles Soule (@CharlesSoule) December 5, 2021
the 5 residual eve6 fans from 1998 reading the lyrics to androgyne friend pic.twitter.com/NnH6OBkN7m
— eve6 (@Eve6) December 5, 2021
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) December 9, 2021
