Good things come to those who wait. Need proof? Buckle up and ride this amazing video of a U-Haul innocently pulling into a parking spot all the way to the end. You shall be rewarded.
As we all know, moving sucks. Lifting heavy furniture and boxes full of books you’ll never read, stuffing them Tetris-style into the back of a rented truck, driving them to your new hovel, then performing the whole dance in reverse is one of the worst ways to kill a Saturday.
But next time you feel like complaining about transporting your earthly possessions with a friend you owe breakfast to, just remember this video of a couple of dudes driving their U-Haul into a literal shitstorm.
Terrific physical comedy. Rumor has it, they’re still there… https://t.co/QdWKKz89sN
— Rex Chapman?? (@RexChapman) October 27, 2021
Wow. Way to make it rain fellas.
This video is so epic it deserves its own postgraduate course paralleling it to the decline of the American century. Never has a U-Haul accelerated this fast before. And never has a passenger been so useless to help spot a driver’s delicate maneuvering out of a tight spot. But our favorite part has got to be the driving itself, threading the needle so skillfully as to defy logic. It takes a very special pilot to crash into the same mountain one dozen times before nosediving straight into the ocean with this much confidence.
We’re so glad this camera was pointed at the exact right spot to catch the best U-Haul tag-team in parking garage history. And we’ll no doubt trot out this video every week just to remind ourselves how good our floundering, wayward lives are going by comparison.
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