There is a mystical practice that occurs when one is not very good at what they do, like when a woman is a horrible person and uses men, but she also makes sure she’s extremely hot. All to throw men off the scent that she’s horrible and (possibly) crazy. This was essentially the game plan for the Carolina Panther’s 2021 season. The team, which is currently ranked 15th in the NFL Power Rankings, debuted a “mixed reality” panther to distract from the fact that they will never make it to the Super Bowl under any circumstance this year.
The Panther sauntered around the stadium before climbing on top of the Bank of American sign and ripping off a virtual Jets flag. With the flag in it’s mouth, the Panther jumped onto the field and then tears the flag to shreads. Because nothing says this is as good as it gets, as watching a virtual panther while you drink a $10 beer that is somehow always flat.
Honestly, whatever works because the Panthers beat the Jets 19-14 and are somehow 1st in the NFC South. Let’s just see how long they can hold onto this gimmick, and we’re not talking about being in first place.
Cover Photo: Carolina Panther’s (Youtube)
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