Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/Shaydozer/status/1400292964165996551?s=20
?They tried to make me go to rehab but I said neigh neigh neigh?
(this tweet deserves its own Netflix special) https://t.co/E0UkZ6To9P
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) June 3, 2021
Everyone on the floor of my hotel has seemingly ordered pungent food from different continents and the hallway scent can best be described as “Loud Pork Sauna.”
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) June 2, 2021
One of funniest things my wife has ever done: We were walking into a department store that had Beatles music playing on the PA. She turned to me and said, loudly for the benefit of everyone to hear, “Hey this is that band I was telling you about!” Reader, I’d marry her again.
— Paul Myers (@pulmyears) June 1, 2021
So irony’s big comeback is still strong https://t.co/I6TXB9eCSd
— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) June 3, 2021
got it https://t.co/JV6Gy87tw8
— Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) June 3, 2021
https://twitter.com/WendyMolyneux/status/1400525838920028161?s=20
https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1400205625481568259?s=20
I have watched many thousands of movies in my days on earth, and this might be the most surprising music cue I have ever encountered pic.twitter.com/ukB9sh8vva
— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) May 27, 2021
https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1400128142845517829?s=20
My tweets are bad these days. Including this one. I apologize.
— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) June 2, 2021
being 28 is fun because I have to start worrying about getting wrinkles and also still acne
— Dana Schwartz – on hiatus (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 2, 2021
https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1400069762126737414?s=20
Just said, "Alexa – I wish for you to be free" and now it doesn't work. So yeah.. don't do that.
— Samantha Hannah (@thesammyhannah) June 1, 2021
Retweet with a photo that proves you were a fashion icon in your youth. https://t.co/11lOn9GCZB pic.twitter.com/1zwo7TAzaR
— Rex Chapman?? (@RexChapman) June 1, 2021
