Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week of 03-12-2021

Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.

https://twitter.com/theirstargs/status/1369704551113166849?s=20

The new fragrance at Bath and Body Works “Knuckleberry Blossom” is a feisty blend of musk, anger and Covid fatigue. pic.twitter.com/KcKSoVIXeU

— Diane (@wordzgirl) March 7, 2021

People fancasting John Krasinski as Reed Richards forget that Krasinski already has a prominent role in the MCU. pic.twitter.com/KjXwLcUfWO

— Brandon Katz (@Great_Katzby) March 5, 2021

YOU WERE IN THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT?!?!? https://t.co/W652WaBOkm

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 10, 2021

https://twitter.com/solomongeorgio/status/1367713216084643843?s=20

if i had been on one date with meghan markle i would probably keep that in my back pocket as a funny story at parties instead of melting down and losing my job, but that’s why im not piers morgan

— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 10, 2021

A big part of being an adult is just calming yourself down all the time

— Steve Hernandez (@BigHern) March 7, 2021

This dumb sherberty asshole right here. pic.twitter.com/uzEjnPTPXi

— Sam Richardson (@SamRichardson) March 8, 2021

Have they cast the cocaine bear yet?

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 10, 2021

Am I getting more migraines because my mother is visiting, or because my mother is visiting? I guess we’ll never know.

— Jesse Thorn ?‍♂️ (he/him) (@JesseThorn) March 11, 2021