Battle of the Sexes: MAGA Bros Are Using Dating Apps to Brag About Capitol Riot Involvement (And Women Are Turning Them in)

We don’t recommend using dating apps to fuck with people for no reason. (Being single is hard enough as it is.) But if you have a good reason, it’s totally OK to use those platforms to push people’s buttons. Or, in this case, swipe right even if you don’t mean it.

An account called @wefuckinghatedonaldtrump turned us on to a viral tweet by Alia Awadallah about MAGA bros bragging on dating apps about being involved in the Capitol insurrection. The tweet is generating a ton of buzz on the social media platform.

This is funny but actually serious. There are DOZENS of men on DC dating apps right now who were clearly here for the insurrection attempt yesterday. Some say it directly, others are obvious from MAGA clothing, location tags, etc. Is that info useful at all for law enforcement?

— Alia Awadallah (@aawadall) January 7, 2021

“This is funny but actually serious. There are DOZENS of men on DC dating apps right now who were clearly here for the insurrection attempt yesterday. Some say it directly, others are obvious from MAGA clothing, location tags, etc. Is that info useful at all for law enforcement?” she tweeted.

The replies were hilarious.

“Red-blooded American white man, seeking woman who won’t ask a lot of questions about marital status, or care about a very small penis. Visiting DC on a mission inspired by a video game. Must be OK with me wearing face paint and buffalo horns, and my mom in the next room.”

— Masked Mark Masek (@CemeteryGuide) January 14, 2021

Imagine getting caught by the FBI because you commit sedition then act a fool on tinder

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “getting caught with your pants down”

— Cowboy Sherman believes in the Horseshoe Theory (@J_Dallas1995) January 7, 2021

Then an attorney named Allison Norris chimed in. Apparently, some women aren’t taking the “America First” bullshit lying down. Instead, they’re fighting back – by using the Proud Boys’ pictures against them…to turn them into the FBI.

I know a friend of a friend who changed her preference on Bumble to Conservative. She’s matching with MAGA bros and they’re bragging and sending her pics and videos of them in the Capitol. She’s sending them to the FBI.

— Allison #FreeThemALL Norris (@allisonnorris) January 8, 2021

“I know a friend of a friend who changed her preference on Bumble to Conservative,” she said. “She’s matching with MAGA bros and they’re bragging and sending her pics and videos of them in the Capitol. She’s sending them to the FBI.”

Twitter loved this idea.

I would watch a show based on that on Hulu all. Day. Long.

— NeedBirds (@NeedBirds) January 8, 2021

Typically not a fan of sn*tches, but I am here for this.

— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins) January 14, 2021

Conservatives out here complaining about the thought police when they shoulda been looking for the thot police

— Nate (@garbagenate) January 14, 2021

Bumble is an excellent place to have a Honeypot

— Alexander Kramer (@AlexKramerBlogs) January 13, 2021

We can’t think of a better way to take down hyper-masculine “ammosexuals” who won’t leave their mamas’ basements to get jobs but somehow made it all the way to Washington D.C. just to fuck some shit up in our nation’s capital.

Go get ‘em ladies. And don’t forget to film it a la Borat when you do.

Cover Photo: Brit Worgan (Getty Images)

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