Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/1304800512609525760?s=20
— ChapterV (@br0kenchords) September 9, 2020
Thank you Mr. President, for not creating a panic. This has been the most chill 9 months.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 9, 2020
Thankful for the choices I've made in life that have led me to never being invited to a gender reveal party.
— Britt Sandler (@besandler) September 7, 2020
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) September 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1303400467238498304?s=20
All of drakes songs are like ‘I’m going to slut shame you over the wii menu music’
— Lou “first album out now!” Moon (@loumooncomedy) September 12, 2020
https://twitter.com/anthonyjeselnik/status/1304618033596432385?s=20
Nothing makes me feel more loved by my introvert friends than when I take charge and place the food order that requires speaking to another human.
— Kristin Lytie-New Album out NOW! (@KristinLytie) September 12, 2020
Randy Johnson wouldn't have missed https://t.co/7wpnzSLaz4
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) September 6, 2020
My boat sank in Lake Travis pic.twitter.com/EOsLk7sA9L
— Brent Terhune in Louisville 10-24 (@BrentTerhune) September 5, 2020
mentally I am here pic.twitter.com/buTseBo2Gg
— the dialectic daughter (@priyavprabhakar) September 12, 2020
https://twitter.com/DorkzillaI/status/1304851548460077056?s=20
Guys I didn’t think it’d be this good ? thank you for the love ???? https://t.co/48k8XZnwn6
— eliza petersen (@lizemopetey) September 10, 2020
https://twitter.com/Northernsirena/status/1304516832762748937?s=20
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