Since President Trump has a nickname for everyone these days, it’s only fitting that he finally have one of his own. After Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi expressed “concerns” over his weight group or, how they say, “morbidly obese,” Twitter took over from there, dubbing him President Plump. It was no time at all before #PresidentPlump began trending and some of the best tweets rose to the top. We’re not one to fat-shame, but luckily he’s got a very thick, leathery skin. So for pure entertainment purposes, we’ve gathered the best of the best for you to scroll through right here!
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Joe Biden unveils the official Donald Trump portrait. #PresidentPlump pic.twitter.com/2iy9mXaJcC
— CyberLuddite (@DaveDittmer) May 20, 2020
45 keeps trying to get this image removed from the internet #PresidentPlump pic.twitter.com/rZX1bnZ6DP
— la jefa ? (@GorgeousGyalRo) May 20, 2020
"I'm not only the hydroxychloroquine president, but I'm also a client." ?♂️ #PresidentPlump pic.twitter.com/Swr1szhNLF
— Concerned Citizen ?? (@unmarkedtrail) May 20, 2020
When you wake up and see #PresidentPlump & #TrumpMorbidlyObese trending… pic.twitter.com/wVrzTOmPBf
— A Phizer A (@Aqua174) May 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/notcass0/status/1262857559586807814?s=20
Look at rightwingers suddenly concerned about #FatShaming when they laughed when he called @Rosie a pig or Miss America, piggy. #PresidentPlump pic.twitter.com/iM0mhLF0Rm
— Bernie (@MLCHZDK) May 19, 2020
What’s the quickest way to lose 300 pounds of ugly fat?
The 25th Amendment.#PresidentPlump pic.twitter.com/oA1D7Cexb1
— David Leavitt ???♂️? (@David_Leavitt) May 19, 2020
*Wakes up*
*Remembers the world is ending*
*Opens Twitter to see how many ways the world is ending*
*Sees #PresidentPlump trending*
Me- pic.twitter.com/MEHYAtGp89
— croissant (@noa_shaw) May 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/twelthavenue/status/1262717614561923072?s=20
Who's going to tell Spanky it's what THE CITIZENS VOTED FOR!
If only there were things people could pick up to read at their leisure… ? ???️?
November 3, 2020 can't come soon enough.#TrumpMorbidlyObese#PresidentPlump #Fucktopotamus#VoteBlueNoMatterWho ?? pic.twitter.com/WJ4BQRA4GI
— Sticking A. Round ??? 2024 (@MisterSixty) May 20, 2020
https://twitter.com/simulationsaff/status/1263211621796786176?s=20
Closed captioning sometimes gives gold results when you're least expecting it#PresidentPlump pic.twitter.com/Ric9nprSTE
— ShadowKat ?? (@ShadowKat2K) January 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/mikadamus/status/1255240541131943938?s=20
https://twitter.com/VietnamVet14/status/1262724161228754945?s=20
#PresidentPlump The Villages in Florida shows there is still hope…??? pic.twitter.com/HOEaKyzsB6
— bogeyman (@bogeymanfl) May 19, 2020
Ever wonder how #PresidentPlump maintains that wonderful bronze tan? pic.twitter.com/Coqlqd0uSj
— Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) May 19, 2020
#PresidentPlump when you elect a clown expect a circus pic.twitter.com/n8MVT064HK
— littleredblog (@littleredblog) May 19, 2020
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