Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week: Quarantine Week IV Edition

If you’re anything like us, you’re officially bored to death in dire need of funny tweets. To celebrate a truly Good Friday (and surviving the endless madness of coronavirus quarantine), we’ve got a new collection for you below. If you missed our last Tweets of the Week, you missed a lot, but this week’s proper lockdown included the continuation of the social-distancing saga, the start of a Bernie-free lifestyle and National Siblings Day, along with Jeffrey Epstein definitely not killing himself. As always, we’re here if you need us. Now catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then, of course, follow us on Twitter or our name isn’t @Mandatory.

Day 21 of quarantine. This oughta do the trick! pic.twitter.com/nA8yjipufm

— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) April 9, 2020

hey @realDonaldTrump if you want the highest ratings ever just broadcast your fucking resignation

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) April 10, 2020

Me: have u seen tokyo drift?

Friend: no. no spoilers please

Me: i’ve got bad news

— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) April 9, 2020

ah shit ah fuck we bringing back the curtsy https://t.co/7VVxE3JKGS

— JP (@jpbrammer) April 9, 2020

If only there was something else hotels could do with all those empty rooms to help people out. https://t.co/P4Uyj00Vmt

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 9, 2020

Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium. pic.twitter.com/aiGEkhjwhI

— cluedont (@cluedont) April 8, 2020

bernie in 2 years pic.twitter.com/uEyppDXMbK

— it is 90F outside. no im not spreading the plague (@technidiff) April 8, 2020

girls love it when you wake up at 6pm and play video games until 10 in the morning and eat half a meal a day

— chase (@notchaselyons) April 9, 2020

If you see me tweeting and I have not replied to your email, please understand it is because I do not use my brain when I tweet

— James Zeigler (@jameskzeigler) April 9, 2020

Virtual Outside pic.twitter.com/oZdlt69v0y

— obvious plant (@obviousplant_) April 9, 2020

Day 4,951 do quarantine. Brotha startin to see some shit@ pic.twitter.com/20PnaC6Nxf

— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) April 9, 2020

don’t worry i’ve been doing this since birth https://t.co/4MfPcHlQL6

— lucy (@lucymooring) April 8, 2020

every chef right now: Today I’m going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can’t go to the store. I’m starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird.

— Sarah Archer (@SarahArcherM) April 3, 2020

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— dolphin pilot (@TheAmitie) April 8, 2020

My apologies in advance as I present to you: Matilda Swinton pic.twitter.com/4fIe03XmbX

— Shelby Wolstein (@ShelbyWolstein) April 8, 2020

Aww, so cute! Some local children made this for all of the doctors in my hospital pic.twitter.com/OPeP4iVRe6

— Héloïse (@He10ise) April 7, 2020

2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we’re all like “I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots”

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 10, 2020

Sibling rivalry at its finest. #NationalSiblingsDay pic.twitter.com/aWThdqIZvm

— Thor (@thorofficial) April 10, 2020

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