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Meanwhile in Florida: Orlando Man Punches His Way to Faster Fast Food

By Erik Fontanez

We all get “hangry,” don’t we? Of course we do. But that’s no excuse to punch a food-industry worker in the face for not feeding you fast enough. Florida Man, however, didn’t get the memo. Sherman Brown, 34, was recently arrested after he punched a McDonald’s employee for slow service at the drive-thru window. Once the vehicle pulled up to the window, he confronted the employee, was asked to leave the property, and then he punched the worker through the window in typical Florida Man fashion. Brown also has three other battery convictions and a separate pending charge for punching his girlfriend. Wow, this guy’s a real winner. Take note, Mandatory Nation. If you’re hungry and in the drive-thru, be patient because if not, you’ll be on par with Florida Man.

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Erik Fontanez
Erik Fontanez

 

Erik is a longtime writer and editor who was once an underground hip-hop superstar with dreams of playing in the NBA. Those dreams became afterthoughts when Erik met the love of his life -- pizza. Unable to dunk a basketball anymore, and coping with being full from eating yet another large with pepperoni and onions, Erik gave up rap stardom and began writing on the internet because it’s so much cooler than rapping, touring the world and being a rich basketball player. He also likes romantic comedies.

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