Mandatory Funny Tweets to Finish Your Week 7-26-2019

The workweek is damn near over but the funny tweets are only just beginning. If you missed last week’s tweets, how dare you! But between Mueller Time and Mercury in retrograde, you’re in for this time around. Catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then hit up our GIFs of the Week and, of course, follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.

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Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 25, 2019

My beach body is my winter body plus flip flops.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) July 25, 2019

There goes my plans for the day. https://t.co/oLtyQQulaE

— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) July 25, 2019

https://twitter.com/OSheaComputer/status/1154138440788660224?s=20

Oh cool she’s just lying freelance now https://t.co/DXOkgjgL2v

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 25, 2019

https://twitter.com/fro_vo/status/1153129474667532288?s=20

https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/1154426276628664321?s=20

https://twitter.com/RuinMyWeek/status/1154483008377802752?s=20

politicians keep saying I can keep my doctor like I haven't forcibly had my insurance change 4 times in the last several years and have any idea who my doctor even is

— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 25, 2019

Billy Madison. https://t.co/0ghcebkjy6

— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) July 25, 2019

https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1154404348128092162?s=20

do you mean bf like best friend or boyfriend or bread festival

— marvelous mrs babybel (@hellohappy_time) July 28, 2018

I heard you can make money collecting up those free scooters at night and throwing them into a ravine

— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 25, 2019

S is short for 8

— Spazio?? (@Spaziotwat) July 22, 2019

https://twitter.com/elensemblador/status/1152564082861641728?s=20