Mandatory Funniest Tweets This Week 4-12

Cover Tweet: @kashanacauley

Black holes, Brad Pitt, even new Star Wars, of course we’re going to have a collection of mandatory funniest tweets! It’s purely science. Or math. Eh, it’s probably something really cool we don’t even know about.

If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend you not skip your weekly dose of laughs, if nothing else for your health. But go slow. Side effects include shortness of breath, increasingly wet pants and temporary joblessness.

Tweet yourself to these Twitter moments, then follow @Mandatory.

https://twitter.com/BrianLynch/status/1116756415647870977

The new Star Wars looks great but I do wish they left out this private footage of me and my beloved wife pic.twitter.com/niV0vnxEUh

— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) April 12, 2019

Free and Available Tinder Bio: “Got Shingles and Ready to Mingles”

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 10, 2019

she thought the DA had a pair of 5's but they really had a ………………… Full House https://t.co/JfbvVPJEEh

— whitneymcintosh.bsky.social (@WhitneyM02) April 10, 2019

Me having to go to two children’s birthday parties in one day even though I don’t have a kid. pic.twitter.com/4Dp947Ixd2

— Max Miller (@ohhelloitsmax) April 12, 2019

https://twitter.com/rainnwilson/status/1116482795113603072

Supermassive black boi.#blackhole pic.twitter.com/13sDgZAsq6

— 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG) April 11, 2019

imagine being so brain poisoned by Twitter you write a takedown piece about people being excited about seeing literally the first picture ever of a black hole pic.twitter.com/NeJg1BrH9A

— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) April 10, 2019

idk who needs to hear this, but finish your fucking book

— mika ♡ (@mikaauguste) April 9, 2019

https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1116032546880532480

Hey, before you leave: Today’s Mandatory Funny Photos

https://twitter.com/continentlbkfst/status/1116123490099372032

Flight Attendant: Did you sneak a dog on here?

Me: Absolutely not

FA: OK, because we would have to kick you off if you did

[15 minutes later]

FA (over speaker): Welcome aboard the flight. We will be coming through the cabin shortly with drinks and treats for everyone.

Me: Oh no pic.twitter.com/ZEKSyQshDK

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 11, 2019

https://twitter.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1116755920820695040

I'm sorry, her breasts do WHAT pic.twitter.com/PFHsq91IZD

— Alexis Ames (@alexis_writes1) April 10, 2019

https://twitter.com/michaelbsacks/status/1116756260588802049

Proof that evil ages you: Julian Assange is 3 years YOUNGER than Paul Rudd. pic.twitter.com/3LlDMDWWjS

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 11, 2019

https://twitter.com/AsiaDNYC/status/1116331263374319624