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Everyone talking about the delightful benefits of getting high, but nobody is owning up to their nightmarish first edible experiences. You eat what you’re prescribed, feel nothing, get impatient and eat the rest of the bag like an idiot.
It’s no secret eating your weed can get you into trouble, especially if you’re eating Gummy Bears and brownies like you would when you’re already stoned: like a heartbroken teen with a soft addiction to fudge and Netflix. So before you go to infinity and beyond, check out these hilariously terrible best/worst edible experiences shared on Twitter.
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Have you too been insanely high off edibles? What weird stuff did you end up doing? Let us know in the comments!
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Edible Experiences
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Forgetting About October
@phuckchristy shares a cautionary tale that anyone who's ever accidentally consumed edibles can relate to...getting so high you lose an entire day (or month in their case).
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The Barfing Lesson
@Blunt_slut sums up the edible overdose perfectly. It's all fun and games until you're suddenly barfing and think you're dead.
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Catching Your Own Puke
Edible experiences can vary, but the bad ones usually are sooooo bad. @ErieGreenDeep obviously understands this after heroically barfing into his own shirt so as not to ruin the party for everyone else. #herostatus
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Worst. Idea. Ever.
If you're going to experiment with edibles, please do it at home. Otherwise, you're going to end up like @slapdatcass and believe you're flying upside down.
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Seeing Sounds, Hearing Colors
Some of the best edible stories are also cautionary tales. @MichaelFirca learned the hard way that not all edibles are made the same. Seeing sounds and hearing colors isn't normal, homie. Always ask the dosage before you eat any edible.
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So High You Think You're An Interdimensional Ghost
The thing about edibles is they totally sneak up on you. Again, if you eat edibles, plan on staying home for at least eight hours, maybe more. Otherwise, you'll be the Interdimensional Ghost at a fancy restaurant like @Girly_Juice.
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Feeling Like You Were In A Star Trek Transporter Accident
Getting so flipping high off edibles can be horrifying. @TheRealQrytzi nailed it when she said it felt like she was in a transporter accident. Being that stoned definitely feels like your atoms got scrambled and you'll never be the same again.
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How Does A Zip-Up Hoodie Work?
There's high and then there's hiiiiiigggggghhhh. @CerromeRussell obviously learned the difference when all he could do to take off a zip-up was pull it over his head.
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The 'Huh' Post Edible Explanation
Stoners are the butt of the joke for a reason. And @esaputa2000 manages to literally get there via post-edible diarrhea. Like, what?
