Mandatory Funniest Tweets of the Week: Dedicated to Luke Perry and Alex Trebek

Cover Tweet: @PFTompkins

What a rough week. First, Luke Perry passes and now the terrible news of Alex Trebek’s cancer. But we have to stay positive, folks. We have to continue to laugh, which is why we’re here and why we show up each week.

Did you know when a week dies, a collection of funniest tweets is born from it for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure? If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend you not skip your weekly dose of laughs, if nothing else for your health.

Tweet yourself to these, then follow us @Mandatory on Twitter.

How about Tim Apples? pic.twitter.com/uAclVjbjRq

— Bryan Paulk (@thebryanpaulk) March 7, 2019

If u believe in guardian angels, there's no such thing as unprotected sex.

— Kate Quigley (@KateQFunny) March 7, 2019

https://twitter.com/devinbrugman/status/1103703108880723968

https://twitter.com/sadowski23/status/1103708878682779648

#LeBronJames In the locker room after the loss pic.twitter.com/SVjh75NM8U

— Trap Jesus (@m0nstakat) March 7, 2019

James Franco stars in another remarkable true story of survival…..127 Flushes https://t.co/XspjgZwNNk

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) March 3, 2019

My therapist won’t validate my parking but he will validate my feelings about it.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 6, 2019

me:

everyone: no one:

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) March 7, 2019

When you’re done here: Mandatory Funny Photos Of The Day

Best Buffet Ever! pic.twitter.com/vS0aixWz8v

— C’est La Vie (@Robert_Beau) March 6, 2019

Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead https://t.co/NTK6NnLnGF pic.twitter.com/a8VR1x2X21

— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/buttabarba/status/1103081471072522240

13 yo looks at car radio.

“What’s Steely Dan?”

“It’s a band.”

“What does their name mean?”

“It’s the name of a dildo in a book about drugs.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

It’s called parenting, people.

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 6, 2019