Cover Tweet: @Gennefer
When a week dies, a collection of funniest tweets is born from it for your twisted Twitter-loving pleasure. If you missed last week’s tweets, we highly recommend you not skip your weekly dose of laughs, if nothing else for your health.
Enjoy this heaping pile of hilarity, then scurry off into your weekend, but first, remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. Their blood, sweat and tweets did not come easily, but again, neither did your weekend. Side effects include loss of bladder control, heart palpitations and unplanned crying.
Tweet yourself to these, then follow us @Mandatory on Twitter.
Dress For The Job You Want
Nick : Singer
Joe : Houseplant
Kevin : Doppler Radar Weather Map pic.twitter.com/fah1RgQ7iu
— Max Miller (@ohhelloitsmax) February 28, 2019
I don’t want to party with anyone who’s had their full set of wine glasses for longer than six months.
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) February 28, 2019
Therapist: “How were your twenties?”
Me: pic.twitter.com/GAwhCzfkJ8— Jen Winston (@jenerous) February 28, 2019
QUICK!!!!! wats a good album to work out to im thinking about working out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) February 28, 2019
What the fuck did he say? https://t.co/yL7Nk3udxU
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) February 28, 2019
Valentine's Day can be HARD.#BigMouth: My Furry Valentine, now streaming on @netflix. pic.twitter.com/fCeUXjEwAk
— Big Mouth (@bigmouth) February 8, 2019
Don’t forget to check out: Today’s Mandatory Funny Photos
https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/1101210499587366912
The Trump Presidency at this point is like when you’ve solved the puzzle at home but the contestants on TV keep on spinning the wheel.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) February 28, 2019
"how many times have you watched gaga and bradley cooper perform shallow?" pic.twitter.com/I4QHbn43i8
— Astead (@AsteadWH) February 27, 2019
I've never merged onto a Los Angeles freeway at top speed without screaming "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY" the entire time.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) February 27, 2019
Trump is finished pic.twitter.com/UKyF6JJC9s
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 27, 2019
https://twitter.com/miel/status/1100565119115771905
https://twitter.com/shodell/status/1100590960101208066
After finding out that Trump is guilty of literally everything he has accused other people of doing, I’m now 95% sure he was actually born in Kenya.
— Ghouls Spooksdaltsev (@jules_su) February 27, 2019
Good luck listening to episode 4 without doing some slow neck nods to Phil Collins. pic.twitter.com/gR6Xx5uRHs
— Credits Score Podcast (@CreditsScore) February 28, 2019
Where do you think you’re going? Mandatory GIFs Of The Week
