We all love boobs. Men love boobs, women love boobs, your grandmother loves boobs. First and foremost, let me give this disclaimer: comic books have absolutely no shortage of strong female characters. In fact, most of the women on this list are sexier more for other aspects of their characters rather than their cleavage, but let’s face it: sometimes boobage is all too distracting, and should be appreciated to the fullest.
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Though there are many well endowed comic books women, these are truly the cream of the crop. Inspired by a recent issue of Wonder Woman in which Black Canary and Wonder Woman discuss the breasts of the superhero community, I present perhaps the nerdiest (and saddest?) list of all time. Call it perversion, call it sick; if you clicked on this article, you are no less perverted than I. You’ll end up understanding comic books fans more now whether you admit it or not.
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10. Starfire
The longtime squeeze of one Dick Grayson, Starfire added to the venerable list of grade A meat that Dick has had the pleasure of courting. Though she is an alien princess from the planet Tamaran and is orange, cleavage like this is fun to look at no matter what species or color. It helps that one of her powers includes the absorption of a language through contact with a being; basically if you are a French man you can count on making out with her.
Starfire clearly knows that she’s got goods, judging by the skimpy Playboy Bunny costume that she wears. And, I’ve got to admit, the fact that her powers include "enhanced staminia and durability" is just a dream come true. Way to go, Dick.
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9. Black Widow
There’s nothing quite like black spandex to really showcase one’s natural assets, as we’ll see many times on this list. Black Widow is perhaps the biggest female badass in the Marvel Universe, and no doubt her chest is no small part of that. Obviously, espionage skills, martial art mastery and a fully formed knowledge-base of weapons doesn’t hurt either. Toss in sexy red locks, ex-KGB, and a Russian accent, and basically you’ve got walking sex appeal.
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8. Poison Ivy
Whether she’s green, white, Uma Thurman or animated, the former botonist Pamela Isley is always showcasing what nature gave her, be it her plants or something else. One of the few busty super-powered villains (and sometimes hero) that actually uses their sex appeal as part of their shtick, Posion Ivy is literally able to seduce men with her pheremones, and most assuredly, her cleavage. She’s yet another sexy redhead on this list, and just like Starfire, she can be any color that she wants. It doesn’t matter to me.
She’s reeled in the best of them, from Batman to Superman, so you better not assume that you, the lowly comic book fan, is immune.
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7. Wonder Woman
While she may very well be the most conservative of the bunch – despite her one-piece push-up costume – Wonder Woman has the Amazonian boobage that is too amazing to ignore. What makes Wonder Woman sexy is her lack of awareness on the subject; or, perhaps she is aware, but simply doesn’t care one way or the other. Indifference is hot. And let’s be honest – a lasso that makes you tell the truth while entangled in it? I’m fairly certain (though not entirely positive) that it doesn’t get much kinkier than that. Better yet, tied up in the invisible jet hovering twenty feet above a highly populated area. Too much time on my hands? Maybe.
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6. Emma Frost
From sworn enemy of the X-Men to their leader and lover of Scott Summers, Emma Frost has always had a knack for corsets and thigh-high boots. Quite possibly one of the skimpiest dressed heroes ever to grace the printed page, the former White Queen will most certainly only read one thought in my head, should she choose to probe my brain with her telepathic powers.
Of course, she could easily hold the nickname "Ice Queen" due to her cold nature, but that’s also one of the most appealing things about her. Macho men love a typical game of hard-to-get, and there is no super heroine that personifies that nature more than Ms. Frost.
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5. Black Canary
Between the fishnet stockings, the blonde hair, and the jet black leather suit, there’s not much left to be said. Dinah Lance is a woman who shows less cleavage than she does legs, but the tease is what makes it all the more invigorating. Let’s not forget that she’s the current leader of the Justice League, in addition to being one of the baddest and most skilled combatants ever to grace the DCU. As I’ve long maintained, there’s nothing hotter than a woman that can kick the shit out of you.
Her slick black look also gives off the slightest hint of S&M. If you don’t believe me, just go to Google Images and type in "Black Canary". As part of the "most searched" options that appear, you’ll be happy to find one of them to be "Black Canary Gagged".
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4. Elektra
I’ll never understand how these women can move like ninjas with their chests so big, but I’ll be damned if I stop looking. Perhaps that’s why the clothing is all so tight? Regardless, Elektra is a ninja of the highest class, longtime adversary (and lover) to Daredevil, as well as the leader of the ninja group The Hand. She’d kill you just as soon as look at you.
When I mentioned that Emma Frost was cold, she’s got nothing on Elektra. Elektra’s heart was pulled straight from the Antartic and placed within this gorgeous female specimen, leaving her one of the most beautiful and ruthless characters floating around the Marvel Universe.
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3. Black Cat
Cat burglars love to show off their cleavage. I’m not sure why, but they do. Felicia Hardy has constantly flaunted herself for Peter Parker, yet time after time, he’s resisted, opting instead for do-gooders like Gwen Stacey. I suppose Mary Jane was an improvement for him, but nothing would compare to the experience that Felicia might have given him. God knows, I would’ve given into the advances of Black Cat in about 8 seconds. I never thought I’d be a sucker for a woman with white hair, but before Felicia Hardy, I don’t think I ever met one (or I suppose, read one) that was under the age of 75.
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2. Catwoman
I have a thing for women that dress up like cats, what of it? There is simply something undeniably sexy about women that are so devoted to walking the long between hero and villain, and that like to unzip a bit in between. Thanks to Adam Hughes’ wonderful cover work on the Catwoman ongoing series (before it was tragically canceled), we got a good 40 issues or so of glorious Selina Kyle cleavage, my favorite of which (issue #51) is seen above. Catwoman is truly the end-all be-all of comic book sex appeal, but unfortunately, this list is based on bust. And when it comes to bust, there’s one woman who will always take the cake…
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1. Power Girl
‘Nuff said.
