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Just as the weather was getting warmer, here comes the “Death Planet” to ruin everything.
Just like crazy conspiracy theorists told us that the death planet was going to kill us all last September, and just like they told us once again it was going to kill us all the following month, once again those folks are chiming in. This time? Well, this time our death date is April 23.
According to Metro, the planet, which is known as Nibiru, is ready to make an “appearance” in the sky once the moon, sun and Jupiter align in Virgo. And people who enjoy wearing tin foil hats already know what’s going to happen to us once that occurs. So brace yourself, because it’s going to be a bad day for all of us. Here’s all that is going to happen:
- The rise of the Antichrist
- World War III
- Seven years of Tribulation.
Man, and I thought stepping on poop and the guy behind the deli counter getting my order wrong was a bad day.
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But don’t worry, Nasa has said that this so-called “death planet” doesn’t even exist. And yet Christian numerologist David Meade is still adamant, saying this:
“By early April of 2018, the disappearance of the Church (all true Christians worldwide also known as the Rapture) will occur. This will be followed quickly by the rise of the Antichrist, the appearance of Planet X and World War III. ‘Seven years of Tribulation will ensure. This is beyond any shadow of doubt.”
Boy, Meade seriously needs to lay off the batch of drugs he enjoys diving into.
Well, the world won’t be ending anytime soon, but if you’re worried you should still read that book you’ve been wanting to, see that movie, visit that country or call your ex and tell your that you miss her. Just make sure her husband doesn’t answer the phone again.
