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You’d think after the sixth time he would be like, “Yeah, perhaps I’m not very good at this crime thing.”
According to Metro, a 21-year-old man named Nick Cooper was recently arrested in Washington DC after ordering the most expensive food and wine at some of the state’s most fanciest hotels, and then walking out without paying the bill. Police says Cooper ordered a $1,200 glass of 34-year-old Teeling Irish single malt whiskey and didn’t pay for it.
This isn’t the first time this idiot has been busted as he had been arrested six times before in the last month. The first time Cooper was arrested it was by the Secret Service near the White House for refusing to move on a street while drunk.
How? Someone Explain To Me How This Guy Has Escaped Custody 6 Times
Metro
Cooper was then arrested again for failing to obey police after he tried to escape from then. On March 13, he stopped by the renowned Willard Intercontinental hotel and allegedly spent $68.20 at the bar using a fake name.
He was arrested later that week for damaging a glass door at the Embassy Row Hotel and for trying to resist officers. A few days later, he was arrested for theft and resisting arrest after dining at the Ritz-Carlton. Cooper reportedly used a fake name again to order grilled octopus and rack of lamb, as well as a $156 bottle of cabernet sauvignon and a $100 bottle of Moet Imperial.
And there’s more. Cooper was also recently arrested for ignoring a judge’s orders to stay away from the White House. So I think it’s pretty clear to say that this guy is a major lost cause.
