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Pornhub is changing lives again, folks.
While Pornhub is busy giving college students the chance to get a $25,000 research grant, they also have time to hand out free premium porn. Well, that is if you’re unlucky enough to live in a town that happens to have a humiliating name.
According to Metro, Pornhub is ready to give streets and regions with sexually suggestive monikers a lifetime supply of porn, and that the town will officially be known as “Official Pornhub Premium Places.”
What are some examples of the awful town names? Well, we have: Rectum, Netherlands, Cumming, Georgia and even Dildo, Newfoundland. And you just know there are plenty more out there. Don’t forget about Ballplay, Alabama and Blueball, Delaware.
Corey Price, the VP Pornhub, had this to say:
“With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes. Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule.
To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots – and the rest of the world a bit envious – we are designating them as ‘Official Pornhub Premium Places’ and supplying them with free lifetime memberships to Pornhub Premium.”
Now check out this video filled with humiliating town names:
I just hope Climax, Michigan is happy.
