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They don’t sell them like McNuggets, buddy.
According to Time, a 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested earlier this month after trying to destroy the golden arches outside of the Sutherlin McDonald’s because he was upset that the workers inside the “restaurant” refused to make his order.
That order? You guessed it – 30 double cheeseburgers.
Police said Jedediah Ezekiel Fulton also grabbed the shirt of another McDonald’s patron during his epic tirade on March 16, but he quickly let go after “a witness afraid for that person’s life pulled out a gun.” Fulton then proceeded to destroy a banner before making his way outside to take out his anger on the iconic golden arches.
Officers arrived on the scene a short while later and apprehended Fulton. He was charged with second-degree disorderly conduct, second-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief and harassment.
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It’s unknown if Fulton was hammered or feeling the effects of a full day of sniffing glue, but for his sake, let’s hope that was the case. I mean, walking into a McDonald’s and ordering 30 double cheeseburgers while you’re sober would be nothing short of the most embarrassing thing ever. Throw in the gut rot factor and the high odds of one or two of them getting lost in the couch cushions, and yeah, let’s just hope he wasn’t sober.
