‘Baby Werewolf’ Or Goblin? This Creature Is Scaring The Hell Out Of NYC Train Passengers

March 8, 2018

Photo: Twitter

New York City. The Big Apple. The ‘city that never sleeps.’ It’s a great town with countless opportunities, a giant melting pot of culture and … baby werewolves?

Sure, NYC has some strange laws, but nothing as strange as what one man saw on the train recently.

Twitter user @BootsySlime (what a name) said he was on the train, watched a man sit down, and pull a ‘goblin’ out of his Nike bag.

Here are pictures of the werewolf? goblin? creature in question.

this dude sat down & pulled a fucking goblin in a matching outfit out of the nike bag pic.twitter.com/HUL3lxNz40

— the korns (@bootyslime) March 6, 2018

And a video to boot at another location.

I literally saw this same guy in nyc wtf!! pic.twitter.com/qxU7HBFRd8

— West (@southheastt) March 7, 2018

Yup. This man is shameless while carrying around his werewolf goblin baby doll. The reactions were predictable.

No. NOPE. NOOOOOOPE. pic.twitter.com/nl0hhERBYP

— Kevin in the Car (@go4bigfuzz) March 7, 2018

pic.twitter.com/4k0OK8gRCQ

— your local mf (@realDevinHunter) March 7, 2018

Whaaaaaaat theeeeeee ffffffffff (but also, like, I need to know more pic.twitter.com/3jHqahRFfA

— Bex (@bexxy41) March 7, 2018

But what’s even more shocking than seeing a life-lock baby werewolf doll is that it’s not as unique as you think. In fact, it turns out there’s an underground cult following of people who collect and play with the dolls — grown adults who buy and show off their ‘WerePups.’

Yup. It’s 2018. And instead of flying cars or landing on Mars we have WerePups.

How do I unlearn what I’ve just learnt pic.twitter.com/flh75BaaQm

— drunkmiranda (@notmjbadass) March 7, 2018

You can’t. And I’m forever sorry.

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Josh Helmuth is a contributor for Mandatory who doesn’t believe in werewolves but does believe in Teen Wolf. Give him a follow here if you’re a fan of MJF.

Josh is originally from the small berg of Arthur, Ill, proudly the Amish capital of the state. It also has one hell of a pumpkin patch.

Josh has enjoyed dipping his toes into a variety of careers since graduating from the University of Alabama, the most rewarding thus far having served as a youth director in southern California for four years, and his broadcasting career which has garnered two Emmy awards and three Edward R. Murrow Awards.

Josh enjoys loud rock music, Tom Hanks movies, dogs that like to cuddle and long runs. He is also always in search for America's greatest cheeseburger. Follow him here if you would like to be friends!