Having a piece of shit car is one thing, but having a piece of shit car the size of an iron is a whole other low. So that you can really snuggle in your own humiliation.
We have even the RV beat. You might drive to work in a piece of shit car, but you don’t drive to the afterlife in one. This might not even be a hearse, but you’ll surely die of shame if caught driving in it.
Benetton might use this car for advertising if it wasn’t so beat up since they are all about the “united colors.” It doesn’t even have a car logo on it, nor does it deserve one. To make this Honda Civic even worse, it has the biggest shame a car could have – a taped up nylon window. Who needs AC I guess?
Ok, your car might be bad, but at least you don’t have a terrible land boat. Not even a paint job would do much good to this transgender ship.
And there’s this literal piece of shit car that you could only approach in a hazmat suit.
These cars definitely don’t deserve cool car names, but they should be named, so have a crack at them. Where does your piece of shit car rank amongst these sorrowmobiles?
