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Almost everybody knows what a bad feeling is having a piece of shit car. The constant parking three miles from the spot you’re going to so nobody sees your shame, the disappointment in other drivers’ faces when they have to pass your slow, fuming can on a narrow path, the constant rumbling and breaking… No, we don’t have a quick fix for your beat up ride, we’re not Xzibit, but we have something that just might work. Perspective.
No, you’re not driving a Jaguar, no, you’re not looking cool regardless of what you wear, it might not even beat walking barefoot, but at least you’re not driving these true pieces of shit cars. These abominations were found somewhere in real-life on the road and in parking, not in Fallout games, so that means that behind each of these cans, there is a poor soul trying to operate it.
Make yourself feel slightly better by comparing yourself with these sad, sad people.
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Your car might break down every time you put it in gear, but at least it’s not being eaten alive by the god of Rust like this piece of shit car. What makes this photo even better is that the car is clean, so you know someone out there hasn’t given up on this ripped apart literal can. Actually, can’s are pretty consistent and don’t lose 30% of its mass, so this is even worse.
This car is a bad choice from the start as it looks like a covert nazi-mobile for inbred families either way, but with this color patern it’s just screaming to the world that the driver really doesn’t care about anything. And of course there’s duct tape.
How? Just how? We couldn’t get this paint job even with a chisel, even if we dated a psycho sculptor. It’s a pretty damn small car for crying out loud.
