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If you’re arguing with a hooker about payment, the last thing you want to do is reach out to a cop because chances are you’re going to end up behind bars. Well, it looks like the folks in the story below didn’t have much common sense.
A 30-year-old hooker named Kimberly Moore and her 65-year-old client named Robert Sartor Jr., recently found themselves arguing with each other over a $150 payment for a sexual encounter. And since they couldn’t figure out a solution they thought it would be a brilliant idea to reach out to police instead.
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The incident, which occurred in South Carolina, is quite the doozy. Here it is according to The Smoking Gun:
Sartor told deputies that he picked up Moore “because she was messaging him on Facebook,” and acknowledged that he “offered her $150,” was going to get a hotel room, and “bought her some new clothes at the dollar store.” Sartor added that he went to a friend’s house with Moore, and that the duo showered together (though he did not touch her). Moore said that Sartor tried to get into the shower with her, but she denied him entry.
When asked to empty his pockets, Sartor pulled out a cock ring, which deputies described as “a sex toy which is used for sexual pleasure.” The discovery that Sartor, a Spartanburg resident, was going commando (which is common when someone is on the lookout for a hooker) with a cock ring in his pocket appeared to undermine his earlier claim that Moore owed him money “for driving her around.”
So obviously this pair isn’t very bright. Moore and Sartor were both arrested and booked for misdemeanor prostitution. Moore is also no angel as she’s been busted before for credit card fraud, disorderly conduct, grand larceny, filing a false police report and narcotics possession.