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It’s the holiday season and folks everywhere are eating sugar cookies, drinking eggnog, eating candy canes and any other food that gets them in the holiday spirit. One thing that will not be getting anyone in the holiday spirit anytime soon? This horrible holiday-inspired pizza.
‘Tis the season…to be jolly, my dudes.
(An @TheRealAsswolf tribute, with an @DiGiornoPizza contribute) pic.twitter.com/xXrmG1ZkvU
— david sanchez (@gotham146) December 2, 2017
Just look at that thing. This is why we can’t have nice things. It looks like this monstrosity has candy canes baked into the pizza as well as what looks like Santa Claus gummy bits. Why?
And one look at this pizza and Twitter just wasn’t having it.
Me calling 911: pic.twitter.com/1wAVFxA6Y5
— JollyHive (@CrazyFaceChico) December 5, 2017
— Jarrel Clark (@slimrel__) December 5, 2017
— chrimbles fowler (@Sir_Fowler) December 3, 2017
— laurits (@fetchpml) December 6, 2017
— Anna Scholl (@Scholl5Anna) December 6, 2017
— July 31st (@SwankFinnese) December 2, 2017
Breath gonna smell like cheesy Colgate
— Sad Dad (@Mofaye_) December 3, 2017
DiGiorno are you going to call the cops or should I?
— Kendrell Harrison (@Clark_Kentt17) December 5, 2017
— hayley s (@hayleynspencer) December 3, 2017
Sorry you had to see that.
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 2, 2017
I think I’ll just stick to regular old pizza, thank you very much.
