People Are Sharing The Most Brutal Insults Toddlers Have Told Them

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I think we all know that kids can be brutally honest, they don’t hold back at all. That’s why it is no surprise when a toddler drops the most brutal insult you’ve ever heard. Which proves that if you’re ever in a verbal fight, you probably want a toddler by your side because they will shut it down.

And with that said, the internet decided to share some of the most harsh insults toddlers have spewed out. It all kicked off when Twitter user Angela Davis shared this tweet:

Toddler insults are just…whew. She hurts my feelings low key. Today’s tantrum ended with “AND I DON’T LIKE YOUR BRAIDS!”

— Angela Davis (@TheKitchenista) November 16, 2017

Ouch. And people chimed in with their own. Have a look.

my 3yr old nephew was at my house. I asked him where his mom was. He said “she’s at work”. I asked where does she work, he said straight faced “at her job”.

— Lindsay St. Repper (@DaGlue) November 16, 2017

when my daughter was 3, she was playing hide & seek with my pops. He stopped playing & she got upset…with her arms folded she yelled “I don’t know why Nana married you anyway” he replied “because she loves me” she says “You don’t know that!”

— Alternative Hairline (@walkerk23) November 16, 2017

I big chopped my hair all over again. My 5yo daughter said “you like your brother. But that’s ok, I guess.”

— AsiaAC (@Aye_jaah) November 16, 2017

Little cousin: didn’t you just have a baby

Me: yes

Him: so why your stomach still big?

Me: pic.twitter.com/QLOin4YRGj

— London’s Mommmy (@LondonNMommy) November 16, 2017

I usually watch super hero movies with my nephew. I asked him to see Thor and he told me “Aunty, I think it’s time you get your own friends.”

— (@__Roshanda) November 16, 2017

Me, while cooking: “Ugh! Curry get every dang where!”

Nephew: Your shirt?

Me: “looks at curry stained shirt’ Yep!

Nephew: “Your teeth too?”

Me: pic.twitter.com/82HFTZ1waz

— Old Bae’ (@KishaBue) November 16, 2017

My three year old told me I had a puffy butt and will point out a blemish, every blemish, in a hot minute

— summer (@PolitikMasFina) November 16, 2017

My husband told my niece to stop picking on her sister. She whispered in his ear “I don’t love you. I don’t even *like* you.”

— Bridge (@bbrbb) November 16, 2017

My daughter- ummm …we can’t be friends. Age 6

— Nancy Elizabeth (@MsNancyNCali) November 16, 2017

[1997]

My 7 y/o nephew: How old are you?

Me: 20

Nephew: You’re not a teenager?

Me: No

Nephew: Why do you have so many pimples? pic.twitter.com/I5jSRTCGif

— José (@josecanyousee) November 18, 2017

My partner joked with my nephew ‘I’m like the Hulk, you won’t like me when I’m angry’ My nephew responded in a heartbeat. ‘I don’t like you anyway’

— Yvonne (@yvonnecharrison) November 18, 2017

A five year old I was babysitting once told me, “Nobody likes you and your whole life is weird”

…she wasn’t really wrong about my life though

— sam kelly (@heysamkelly) November 17, 2017

Little a-holes.

h/t Distractify