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There are plenty of ways to give yourself a grand old time. Sticking a padlock up your penis doesn’t sound like one of those ways, and yet that is exactly what one guy in China did.
The guy, from south-east China, shoved a small padlock up his penis where it traveled down his urethra. It got stuck because life is cruel, and now doctors will have to cut an opening on his bladder to have the lock removed in the next few days.
According to Pear Video, the man, from Fuzhou, Fujian Province, told the docs that he shoved the lock up his penis because he has a habit of “playing with his sexual organ.” OK…
And because of that habit he now is in the hospital as he awaits surgery. And while he waits that will give him time to think up a lie to tell people when they ask him why he was in the hospital for a few days. Something tells me that, “I had a padlock in my bladder,” won’t be the best thing to say in response.
h/t Daily Mail
