Escort Shoots Man In The Head Because He Was Awful At Oral Sex

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Well then, that’s certainly one way to show someone you’re not being satisfied.

A 21-year-old escort named Marissa Wallen, was recently arrested after it was discovered that she shot a dude in the head twice after, now get this, she realized he wasn’t good at all at performing oral sex on her. So instead of telling the 36-year-old man, Wallen decided to just shoot him.

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And that’s not all. After shooting the man in his Washington State home, Wallen then stole his wallet and fled, leaving the dude for dead. According to police documents, Wallen grew tired and frustrated with the man’s oral sex technique and “she did not know how to tell him that.” Jesus. The poor guy was found three days later…and he was still alive!

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He was taken to the hospital and two bullets were found in his head. Security cameras in the victim’s house allegedly show Wallen making a dash for the exit. She is accused of making more than $10,000 worth of charges on the man’s credit cards. Mark Barnum, who lives next door, told KIRO 7:

“I was stunned on Tuesday when the first detective came to our door. He said your neighbor was shot twice in the head. I heard what sounded like two or three taps coming from the wall. It was notable because we don’t usually hear anything.”

Wallen is quite the gal as she already had 13 outstanding warrants against her. Wow, is she single?

Wallen’s bail is currently set at $1 million after being charged with first-degree assault, first-degree robbery and first-degree identity theft.

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