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Remember that time we talked about that awful Cristiano Ronaldo statue that was made? Well that’s nothing compared to this statue of a boy and his dog — a dog that stole the attention with his massive dong. That’s right, I said it.
The statue, a bronze sculpture at Prospect Park in Brooklyn, New York, is called “Peter & Willie,” and it depicts two characters from author Ezra Jack Keats’ book Peter’s Chair. Oh, and the NYC Gov Parks website makes sure that it doesn’t show the dog’s package. But everyone who visits Prospect Park clearly spots it.
Take a look at the statute below.
statue of a boy and his dog in the park and they made sure to include the dog’s substantial penis pic.twitter.com/qa8GOzVtuc
— Honored Spirit (@HonoredSpirit) October 7, 2017
Here’s a closer look:
Photo: Twitter/Honored Spirit
And here’s what your eyes are on:
Photo: Twitter/Honored Spirit
Here’s how Twitter reacted to this hilarious statue:
The dog has got a sick dong
— Waikiki Wanda (@reallyfatchild) October 7, 2017
Why is it circumcised?
— Jeremy (@JDuhweezy) October 7, 2017
I didn’t know I’d find a reply I hated more than the tweet itself, but here we are
— Chris Weed (Pianist) (@benfoldsone) October 8, 2017
These monuments are an essential part of our country’s history
— Blake (@BlakeMirolla) October 8, 2017
more like hog park amiright
— press x to honk (@vonhonkington) October 8, 2017
It was the dog’s one condition when he offered to pose
— A. Lord Wolf (@TheRealAnthym) October 8, 2017
— Dave (@CineMarkTheater) October 8, 2017
Why is it not polished?
— Seth Adams (@Seth_Adams1) October 8, 2017
Nowhere in the book does this dog show off his huge dong, but the man behind the sculptor, Otto Neals, was apparently all about giving the dog quite the…wiener.
h/t Someecards
