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Unless you find yourself trashed at 3am and starving, you probably don’t go out of your way to eat at Denny’s. Then again there are brave souls who go to the restaurant while sober in order to stuff their face with garbage — mainly Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast. And now Denny’s can be known for something other than their Grand Slam, they can now be known for their mascot that looks like a freaking turd.
That’s right, folks, Denny’s came to the conclusion that they needed a new mascot that they can plaster their menus with. So what did they decide? They decided to put a friendly cartoon sausage wearing a fedora on their menu. The only problem? It looks like poop.
The Dennys turd is here with lunch pic.twitter.com/uoqLsi2xzt
— AmericanPropagandist (@ArmyStrang) September 9, 2017
That sure is one happy turd. And since no one in the Denny’s marketing department was smart enough to realize this looks like actual shit, Twitter was more than happy to call Denny’s out on their blunder. Take a look at the internet’s most hilarious responses to this.
You better eat that lunch! The Denny’s turd spent all morning slaving over a hot toilet bowl to make it.
— Hipster Sasquatch (@Gr8SageEqlofHvn) September 10, 2017
I had this same thought today pic.twitter.com/4QVuNpgE6o
— SeanGallimore (@SeanGallimore) September 10, 2017
Denny’s does often gives me “the slams”
— maphew (@grown_ass_manx) September 9, 2017
— The Real Jason (@Jason_Morrow) September 10, 2017
Wierd he usually only shows up after you finish eating
— Neil Armstrong (@FatMan_OnTheRun) September 10, 2017
A turd in a fedora. I bet he’s huge on Reddit.
— brx0 (@brx0) September 10, 2017
A turd in a fedora. I bet he’s huge on Reddit.
— brx0 (@brx0) September 10, 2017
I’ve been laughing the past couple of minutes by the fact of whatever it is, it has a hat on…
— Wali Raheem (@wraheem) September 10, 2017
That’s just shitty marketing right there, the whole campaign is complete crap. Dennie’s has gone down the drain lately.
— Evil Dick (@aiken_richard) September 10, 2017
Yeah, Denny’s may want to think up of a new mascot.
h/t Mashable