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Whether you believe that humans came from apes, from aliens, from God or some other way, I think we can all agree that Tim Allen isn’t the brightest dude. And he proved that once again recently when he made this comment on his Twitter.
If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.
— Tim Allen (@ofctimallen) August 16, 2017
Of course this is a question that has been asked for years, but then again it’s an outdated one. And the 64-year-old comedian (and convicted coke dealer) makes it seem like he’s the first person to ever bring it up. And what do you think Twitter did to Allen? They roasted him of course, and it was a hell of a good time.
Take a look at the most hilarious reactions below.
I suspect if he actually wanted to know the answer he would have typed his question into google instead of twitter.
— Jacob Wisner (@JacobWisner1) August 16, 2017
If Tim Allen evolved from being a cocaine dealer to being a comedian, why are there still cocaine dealers?
— thee anthony fantano (@theneedledrop) August 16, 2017
Tim Allen just woke up from a 20 year long coma to checkmate the biologists pic.twitter.com/isMv0C3rQg
— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) August 16, 2017
if there are orangutangs why are there also gorillas
you’re right, makes ZERO sense
if there are lions why are there tigers
— Max Landis (@Uptomyknees) August 16, 2017
You are so fucking lost without Wilson.
— Mike Mitchell (@sirmitchell) August 16, 2017
If you stopped dealing coke why do we still have coke?
— Lisa N Roses (@SamuraiLisa) August 16, 2017
Tim we don’t have time for this right now
— dumb idiot ollie (@soulsuckinjerk) August 16, 2017
If Last Man Standing was successful, then why was it cancelled?
— Chef Dylan (@DylanDooley7) August 16, 2017
Because you’re a complete fucking idiot, apparently without a high school education, Tim. That’s why there are apes.
— Ryan Houlihan (@RyanHoulihan) August 16, 2017
If Tim Allen was Santa Claus in the movies, how come he’s not Santa Claus in real life?
— Matt Reddin (@mattreddin) August 16, 2017
Well, at least we’ll always have Santa Claus.
h/t Maxim
