6. When the guy came, he hunkered down and screamed into the pillow for like five minutes. At the top of his lungs. A guttural, beastly roar, without looking up. He just kept yelling and I didn’t know what to do. So I laid there until he was “finished” and then got dressed and left.
7. I was with a guy who kept proclaiming in a reassuring manner that “There’s a girl fucking me!” periodically during the whole act. I didn’t continue seeing him.
8. Funny how this crazy sex stories topic came up today…I was just writing an email to this girl I had been avoiding since last summer. I was telling her just how fucked up what she did was in bed, as a way to explain why I wanted nothing to do with her.
35 years old and she had no idea of what to do in bed which is fine, except that she was convinced she had lived a life of passion. She insisted on holding my armpits, not just during sex but afterward as well. This is the most physically uncomfortable and awkward thing I’ve ever dealt with by far. After the 2nd time I decided I couldn’t say anything to her, obvious daddy issues and I wasn’t about to open up that psychological can of worms, she simply wasn’t worth it.
9. I was having sex with a girl in my dorm during freshman year at college. Of course it was typical freshy dorm; about the dimensions of large walk in closet with only enough space to bunk the beds.
So i had the bottom bunk and she was riding me leaning forward cow girl until she started to cum…
She immeadiatlely thrust her hips forward and straightened up without thinking about the top bunk. She hit the back of her head HARD against the middle bar support for the bed and since she was in the middle of cumming she howled; “OWWWWOUOUUUOUUOUOUUUUOUOU…” for about a minute
We both almost died laughing!
10. This is one of my friends stories but it’s totally worth sharing. He and a friend (let’s call them Adam and Nick) were out one night totally wasted drunk and sniffing Amyl when they met two girls who were keen to get it one back at one of the girls house. They went back, paired off and were getting into it when the girl on the couch with Nick passed out. Nick then went into the other room with Adam and his girl. The girl invited him to join in so Nick started fucking her doggy style while Adam got a blowjob. Nick passed Adam the Amyl over her back and in their wasted state Adam knocked over a candle next to the bed which set the girls hair on fire. Adam yelled “Shit, stop!” but the girl thought Adam was about to cum so she started deep-throating him.. just as Nick smacked her over the head with a pillow to put out the flames in her hair! The guys looked at each other, and at the girl looking up at them dazed and Adam yells “Run!”. They get to the door when Adam runs back – putting on his clothes – says “Sorry!” to the girl and grabs the Amyl!
About a year later they see the girls out again who laughed about it.. and invited them around again. Adam and Nick show up high as kites on speed and proceed to clean her house top to bottom and leave! Karma restored.
If your crazy sex stories are better than these ones please indulge us and share with the group. This is a safe space.
