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Mom, what did they arrest Uncle Craig for?
Everything, honey.
According to PennLive, 54-year-old Craig Troccia was arrested at the Flying J in West Hanover Township Monday afternoon after witnesses told police they saw him smash his own windshield, pour a cup of piss on the interior, tell a black man that he should “go back to Africa,” whip out his cock and balls and show them to everybody in the parking lot and then point a gun at several people while threatening to kill them.
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All in all, it was a pretty complete Monday for Troccia, one that saw him leave the scene in the back of police cruiser with…wait for it…34 charges of criminal conduct levied against him, including ethnic intimidation, aggravated assault, indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness, simple assault, terroristic threats, intimidation of a witness, resisting arrest, criminal mischief and harassment.
And just for good measure, Troccia decided to “slam his body and head on the various panels” of the police car while he was en route to the cop shop. It was also somewhere around that time that he threatened to kill the trooper who was transporting him as well as the trooper’s family.
Yeah, so we’re not lawyers or anything, but you have to think at this point that Troccia is what’s known in the biz as “legally fucked.”
