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If you’ve ever attempted to look for a place to live, especially in NYC, you should know that it is hell on earth — which is pretty close to what living in NYC actually feels like. But one woman’s apartment hunting adventures became very, very uncomfortable when her broker decided to sext her. Accidentally of course.
Shannon Odell, a 27-year-old comedian currently lives with two roomies out in Brooklyn. But according to Someecards, Odell is looking for an apartment for her and her boyfriend. And since it’s misery looking for a place to live, Odell hired a broker to help her find a place. And apparently this broker has quite the way with words.
Take a look at what Odell’s broker accidentally sexted her one day out of the blue.
Screenshot: Twitter/Shannon Odell
Here’s the uncensored version thanks to Odell’s Twitter.
HAPPY APARTMENT HUNTING!!!!
NYC BROKERS ARE THE UNSUNG HEROS OF NYC pic.twitter.com/Wfl63uzfhd— Shannon Odell (@shodell) August 10, 2017
Holy hell, I’m cringing. But guess what? Odell actually went to see the apartment even after this sext.
GUESS WHAT I OF COURSE WENT AND SAW APT ANYWAY!!!!!
— Shannon Odell (@shodell) August 10, 2017
And the broker wouldn’t stop bringing it up.
HE WOULDNT STOP BRINGING IT UP
— Shannon Odell (@shodell) August 10, 2017
Odell tells us the broker was “very embarrassed, BUT he did bring [the incident] up a lot so maybe that was just his way of coping with the embarrassment.” Apparently, he offered to give them the apartment for a “lower fee” (12%, which is actually pretty typical, respect the hustle!). And he also offered them “25 dollars off the application fee” but she and her boyfriend “weren’t really interested in the apartment” anyway, so they passed.
And you just knew Twitter was going to go…nuts.
Honestly kinda want to be this guy’s pal
— Lizzy (@thedirtbird) August 10, 2017
wow i stared at this for so long before i enlarged the pic
— Nayomi with a Y (@nayomir) August 10, 2017
i keep re-reading this. it’s art.
— Adam Moussa (@adamjmoussa) August 10, 2017
i’ll invite the cuomos
— Nayomi with a Y (@nayomir) August 10, 2017
Sounds like blast.