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A total eclipse is supposed to appear in America on August 21, and most people are eager to see the rare sight. And what are others doing? Well others are heading towards Craigslist to find a partner to impregnate. Well, just one guy is doing that. And what’s the subject of his ad? Well: “Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR”
A California man’s Craigslist ad has gone viral as its purpose is simply to find a woman to have sex with while the glorious solar eclipse is occurring. The 40-year-old man says he is a “caucasian male from Europe.” Here’s what else it says.
“My heritage is strong and pure. My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal. I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me – to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.”
Oh, there’s more, but first let’s check out the bizarre ad below.
Screenshot: Craigslist
Holy hell. Here’s what it says:
“If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.
When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.
We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun. Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets. In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love…
You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.”
Remember, ladies, his penis will be directed towards the sun.
No word yet if anyone who isn’t out of their mind will answer this ad.
h/t GQ
