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There is no doubt that the internet is one super weird place where all of the people’s hidden thoughts and desires come out, but do you realize how far it goes? The best way to see how crazy people really are is to check out various types of porn that they search for. It is questionable who is more to blame there, people who like these things or people who make them. However, we’re not here to judge. We just want you to be prepared for when you step into that amazing world of bad but naked actors and actresses.
Newscaster Porn
We will begin with a somewhat tame porn genre that, of course, originated in Japan. Namely, we’ve all seen hot female newscasters and imagined them without clothes, but the Japanese decided to do something about it. In the newscaster porn, hot girls report news as professionally as possible, while various men try to distract them sexually. It’s not as freaky as you might expect, but there are certainly some weird scenes there.
Clown Porn
Some people hate clowns, some people love them, and for some, they’re the ultimate sexual fantasy. Whether it’s the question of overcoming your fear after seeing the 1990 classic, It, or the fact that you find children birthday parties a bit too exhilarating (shame on you), clown porn is the choice for you. Watch both happy and sad clowns have sex in various squeaky positions with a bunch of balloons in this weird genre.
Lactation Porn
We all know that men like breasts in any form and shape, but how do you feel about the lactation porn? You can pretty much guess what it’s about, but whether you’ll want to watch is an entirely new question. Apparently, some people get sexually aroused from watching women in a breastfeeding mode. Perhaps, they were weaned off way too early.
Cartoon Porn
You could say that it was again the Japanese who popularized the cartoon porn on the internet with their countless hentai videos, but the fact is that they are not the only ones who promote cartoon porn. In fact, you could pretty much find anyone of your favorite cartoon characters in various NSFW videos, even the family friendly the Simpsons.
Kaiju Porn
We’re really not picking on the Japanese here, but they’re truly the pioneers when it comes to strange types of porn on the web. Kaiju is the name they use for gigantic fantasy monsters like Godzilla, King Kong, and other fantastic beings. Kaiju porn is basically all of that with the addition of sex. Just think of the donkey from Shrek and his beloved dragon wife. Yeah, suddenly Shrek became NSFW as well.
Cake Crush Porn
Cake crush porn has a rather simple but quite weird concept. It is a type of porn where a woman sits on a cake (and ruins it?) for some perverts’ viewing pleasure. Of course, because it’s porn, the girl in question is usually naked, but it’s not a must. For these people, just the act of ruining a perfectly good cake is quite sexually stimulating. Like that quote from the Fight Club says “I felt like destroying something beautiful.”
Tentacle Porn
Of course, there’s the inevitable tentacle porn, which has become somewhat legendary. The scenario is somewhat simple, a girl encounters a faceless monster that has countless, far-reaching tentacles whose only purpose is to molest her. The symbolism of the phallus-shaped tentacles is fairly obvious to everyone.
Yiffy Porn
Finally, there’s the infinitely strange yiffy porn, which basically includes people dressed as fluffy animals having copious amounts of sex. This is such an organized community that these people even have a name for themselves – furries. Apparently, they love the delicate animal fur so much that they are sexually attracted to it. You have to admit, that is quite weird.
What do you think about these types of porn? Are you going to watch some of them now?
