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You’d be hard pressed to find anybody else on this planet who has ever lost a finger, two toes and a nut while taking a bath, but such is the plight of Fredric Iman.
According to COED, the 68-year-old homeless Florida man said that he checked a Port Charlotte pond for gators before jumping in to take a bath shortly after 10 a.m. on Monday morning, but he apparently missed a nine-foot sucker hiding nearby. We know that to be a fact because it attacked Iman shortly after he jumped in.
“I turned around, and I know I punched it in the eye,” Iman said. “I tried to get it away, and it tried to pull me in.”
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Iman finally managed to get away from the beast, but the attack left him one left index finger, two toes and a testicle short of what he had before he decided to get Zestfully clean. He was able to make it to a nearby surgery center, and the fine folks there called 911.
Iman was airlifted to Lee Memorial Hospital, whose doctors and nurses will continue to treat him despite the fact that he can’t pay the bills. Although, if you count just the testicle he lost, you could probably say that he’s already paid enough.