Photo: Facebook/Demit Strato
It’s extremely rare for Starbucks to get your order correct, but most of the time it doesn’t effect our bowels. Well, that wasn’t exactly the case for a guy named Demit Strato.
Strato is a 28-year-old man from New York who just happens to be lactose-intolerant, which means that he’s going to have a big problem if his coffee drinks don’t contain non-dairy milk. Well guess? On a recent trip to Starbucks Strato ordered a Venti iced coffee with soy milk. But of course the folks at Starbucks added regular old milk.
And let’s just say that Strato ended up on the toilet where he took the time to rant to Starbucks. Check out the hilarious rant below thanks to Strato’s Facebook.
His rant read:
“This is the second time I ordered a Venti Iced Coffe with Soy Milk this month where the Soy Milk request was ignored and regular milk was instead used. I’ve pooped 11 times since the A.M. My bottom hurts from all the wiping. Do you think I enjoy soy milk? Does anyone enjoy soy milk? Really? I don’t order soy mill because I’m bored and want my drink order to sound fancy. I order soy milk so that my bottom doesn’t blast fire for 4 hours. I’m not a Charmander. Thank you for listening to my rant.
P.S. I’m writing this from the comfort OF MY TOILET. “
“I’m not a Charmander.” Brilliant.
Facebook chimed in with their responses, too.
Photo: Facebook
Photo: Facebook
Photo: Facebook
Photo: Facebook
But it’s not all bad for Strato as according to BuzzFeed he got some free stuff out of his rant including some lactose-free energy bars from Verb and toilet fragrance company Poo-Pourri has promised him a package as well.
And as for Starbucks? Well, they just sent him a $50 gift card. Here’s hoping Strato’s butt is doing better.
