I’m not big on inspiring speeches, and yet I essentially have to write one every time I throw together one of these funny photo galleries. That’s a lot of pressure for a guy who is by no means inspirational. Well, unless you count that time I was able to chug an entire gallon of chocolate milk in an hour back in high school. Of course, the aftermath that hit me at about minute one of hour two was a little less encouraging. But hey, any time I can sneak an incognito poop reference into one of my motivational write-ups, it’s safe to say I’ve done my job.
…wait a minute, I totally forgot to mention anything about what I was supposed to be introducing. See, I really am bad at this. Or really good if your takeaway is to do everything in your power not to be anything like me. Mission accomplished?
Actually, scratch that. The mission isn’t complete until you check out Mandatory on Facebook and Twitter.
Today’s Funny Photos 6-29-17
Eh, could be much worse: Holy Hell, This Girl’s Name Is Actually ‘Isis Harambe’
Also: Imagine If Real People Were Actually In Those ‘Real People’ Car Advertisements
