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Who rats on their wife? I mean, unless they are going through a divorce and this was a desperate move, I get it. But if they weren’t this is just a low blow move. And the internet agrees.
Earlier last week the Wyoming, Minnesota police department reeled in their few minutes of fame after they shared this image on their Twitter of their plans to catch stoners on 4/20. But now, another previous tweet of theirs is catching some attention, and that’s mainly because of how completely absurd it is.
It seems like a man snitched on his wife after he found what he believe to be drugs in her purse. But they were far from drugs. Take a look at the tweet below.
A man thought he found drugs in his wifes purse & contacted us. He was happy to learn that the items were just a broken cocktail umbrella. pic.twitter.com/Yx5erLtzP0
— Wyoming, MN Police (@wyomingpd) April 2, 2017
That’s right, it was just a broken cocktail umbrella. And obviously Twitter let him have it.
@wyomingpd what a nerd
— Jon Gold (@TheCoolSub) April 21, 2017
@wyomingpd Dawg, on your wife? That’s a instant L pic.twitter.com/u8wrm9nDy2
— *Rogue* (@tHeONicK) April 21, 2017
@wyomingpd Has he never seen a cocktail umbrella? What rock does he live under?
— Jade Scully (@pigwigeon1) April 3, 2017
@wyomingpd THIS is the funnist/ saddest crackpot thing I have read in a long time.
WTF could he have been thinking? Is HE on drugs?— Owned by Dogs (@TheseDogsownme) April 3, 2017
@wyomingpd this is sad on like 4 levels
— ТЕЕИ☭MOМ (@420teenmom) April 21, 2017
@wyomingpd What a snitch. He should have spoken with her, not treat her like a suspected criminal.
— Junji Hirata (@ShamanXII) April 21, 2017
@wyomingpd @CDthaSad i would divorce his square ass
— cass (@xsadcassie) April 21, 2017
@wyomingpd What was he doing in her purse?
— Prince~Eternity (@prince19582016) April 3, 2017
@wyomingpd He was tryna set her up like the episode of the office when Mike hid the $300 basil leafs he thought was weed in Toby’s desk
— CarmeloBANDSthony (@GooseTheVillain) April 21, 2017
And now an important question:
@prince19582016 @wyomingpd Who gave her a cocktail umbrella so important she had to hang on to it.
— Robert Barnard (@cubsncards) April 21, 2017
What a mystery.
h/t Distractify