Twitter has gone ahead and imagined what Kath & Kim would be like if it was still on television, and the results are bloody beaut.
The foxy ladies from Fountain Lakes may have brought their show to a close in 2007, but their quirks and sense of yumour live on in each one of us — especially in the new ‘Kath And Kim Now’ Twitter account which is firing out legit #content gems online.
Run by Aussie comedian Harrison Engstrom, the account is still less than a week old, but has already captured our attention with its nice, different and unusual little updates on what the old gang are up to…
Kim starts using e-cigarettes to quit smoking. The entire house begins to smell like Peach.
Kel uses it to create new flavoured smoked meats— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 11, 2017
Kath becomes obsessed with Serial and begins to accuse neighbours of murder.
Kel sells Halal Meat
Sharon meets @coach_plum and breaks down— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 7, 2017
Kath becomes obsessed with Gogglebox. Sharon helps her set up a live stream of Kath watching TV
The stream goes viral after a fight with Kim— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 6, 2017
Epponnee-Rae racks up $100k bill using an app.
Kath throws out her smartphone
It’s revealed Kim is the one who bought all the in-app items— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 6, 2017
Sharon joins Tinder & is a hit
Kim points out she’s in all the photos, ruining it
Kel joins Grindr to find other butchers
He is disappointed— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 7, 2017
Brett becomes an Uber driver
Kim gets jealous after he gets a 5 star rating & a glowing review from a female passenger
They call it “Yuber”— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 12, 2017
Kath and Kel pass out during a Bikram Yoga session
Kim tries out a new fad diet suggested by Pete Evans. She is hospitalised shortly.— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 12, 2017
The most popular tweet so far, though, has been this bad boy:
Very cute #census but I think I know what the typical Aussie looks like
Nice try#auspol pic.twitter.com/zZXeBJkV3L— Kath and Kim Now (@KathAndKimToday) April 11, 2017
The house from Kath & Kim, which went up for sale in 2015, probably has some very happy new owners in it right now.
So if they’re reading this, TELL THE TV GODS TO BRING ‘KATH & KIM’ BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE!