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I don’t even want to guess what he was trying to use as currency.
According to China Topix, it was a pretty normal day at the Nanning Metro Station in China Wednesday afternoon. Well, at least it was until a buck naked dude walked up to the ticket machine and tried to purchase a ride on the train.
Footage from the train station’s security cameras showed the man walking up to the ticket machine as if it was just another Wednesday for him. He apparently was seen by witnesses typing in his destination, still without a clue that he was standing there naked as a jaybird.
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That changed when the man allegedly reached back for his money that was in one of his pants pockets to pay for the ticket and then realized, hot damn, there was no money there because he didn’t have any damn pants on. He then just casually walked away without a ticket, and everybody was left with one of those “What the hell was that all about?” looks on their faces.
No word as to where the naked guy popped into next, but for his sake, let’s hope it wasn’t the Blue Oyster.
