Woman Cuts Husband’s Penis Off Because They Hadn’t Had Sex In 10 Years

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Should have just had sex with her, buddy.

Hey guys, there are women out there that will rip your scrotum off. And there are women out there that will shoot your penis. And if you need another reminder that your junk isn’t safe, take a look at this story that occurred in northern India.

A woman named Rita Yadav slashed her husband’s penis off because, and get this, she was pissed off that they hadn’t had sex in ten years. I mean, seems like a good reason, no?

The 28-year-old woman claimed her husband, 31-year-old Ved Prakash, hadn’t had sex with with her for ten of their 11 years of marriage, and she believes it’s because he was having an affair.

“He used to tell me he hated me,’ Rita stated. “We used to fight daily and he told me he hated looking at my face. He always threatened he would have an affair. I was desperate to have children. I used to beg him but he said he’d make love to someone else instead. I’d been dealing with the torture for years and I couldn’t take any more.”

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And his penis had to pay.

Ved lost his penis one night as he was getting out of the shower, as his wife hit him over the head with a stone grinder, knocking him out. Rita then proceeded to cut his penis off with a kitchen knife. Just a tad painful I’m sure.

Police arrived, and Rita eventually admitted to attacking her husband and taking it out on his jewels in anger.

And don’t worry, everyone, Ved got to keep his penis somehow. Here’s what Dr Saurabh Gupta, a surgeon, at Jaypee Hospital, had to say.

“His penis was almost fully detached from the base and he had lost a lot blood. His penis had been cut with a sharp knife and the cut was nearly four-inch deep. We operated immediately and we were able to save both his life and the organ with a re-implantation.”

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Lucky dude.

Rita of course was arrested and charged for voluntarily causing grievous hurt with dangerous weapons.

h/t Metro

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