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Perhaps this is why dogs hate mailmen so much.
For the love of everything holy, there are millions upon millions of people out there, and perhaps one will want to have sex with you. Hell, they might even dress up like a dog if that’s what you’re into. But for some reason, there are folks out there that enjoy hooking up with animals — just like the Louisiana woman who had sex with a dog while her supervisor filmed it, and just like the Florida woman who was caught having sex with her dogs on video.
And those folks are of course only a few, because there are plenty more like them. And one of them is 21-year-old Brian Chapman.
Chapman, a Minnesota mailman is not only facing burglary charges, but bestiality charges as well after he “did carnally know a dog” owned by a man on his delivery route.
The dog’s owner told police that he became suspicious after noticing “the mailman has been spending a long period of time in his garage.” The man felt so off that he informed police that he was actually “going to call the post office to have them tell his mailman to stop going into his garage to leave packages.”
And it seems that while this man was not at his home, he would still get notifications on his phone when someone came onto his property — a property covered in cameras. You know where we are going with this.
The homeowner of course reviewed the footage and caught Chapman entering his garage, setting down a package, and, you got it: engaging in a “sexual act with a dog, which was in the garage.” Barf.
This creep will now always have to tell future employers he hooked up with a dog.
h/t The Smoking Gun